Cows, Pets and Middle Class Taxpayers Beware. None Of Us Are Safe From Liberal Hypocrisy

The rain hasn’t even stopped falling in Houston and the tree huggers are out in force stating, with total certainty, that had Trump stuck with the Paris Accord the poor people of Houston (and surrounding areas) would be wiping water off their windshields and not out of their living rooms.

Liberals simply can’t resist the chance to blame record-breaking rains on global warming (or whatever the term du jour is today).

And did you know these are the very people who insist, with unrelenting abandon, that devastating events like hurricanes Harvey, Katrina, and Sandy would never again happen if only we would kill all the cows whose farts cause global warming and the resultant catastrophic weather events.

Many would also argue our pets should not be immune (goodbye Romeo.) With their demise, the earth’s atmosphere would after all be saved from the effects of their gaseous behavior (aka air biscuits, rump rippers, panty burps, back blasts, etc…)  

Governor Jerry Brown in California is a huge advocate of doing away wth domestic animals so our environment won’t suffer the ills of all that animal flatulence, and we all know what a stellar job he is doing destroying California.

Of course our good buddy, Al Gore, is all over this as well (by the way Al, how did your last movie predicting our imminent doom and gloom work out?)

Remember when Al made a small fortune (actually not so small,) and won an Oscar, by telling us how we are killing the earth and predicting that without immediate and radical change, New York City would flood by 2015?  Oops, guess he got that one a little wrong, as he did with all his ‘the world is ending’ predictions.

Al, like most all of the liberals who want big government (and preferably international big government) to control every aspect of our lives are, in the truest sense of the word, hypocrites.

Al wants to dictate what we must eat, what we must drive, the size of our homes, how we use energy, and what penalties we must pay for our carbon footprint.

And of course, don’t forget the destruction of Spot and Tiger.

But here is where it all falls apart. I’ve seen pictures of Al-baby’s home and guess what? Well first it is enormous (he could house several large illegal families and probably never run into them.) Second, Al Gore’s home uses at least 12 times as much energy as the average American home. (According to some estimates, Al actually uses 20 times the energy of the average home owner.)  And lastly, our environmental preacher flies by private jet — exactly the kind of behavior Obama criticized as the wasteful excess of the idle rich. Now as I write this, I’m on a full Delta flight, cramped, uncomfortable, with a screening baby a couple of rows back. Al why aren’t you on this flight saving the world by reducing your carbon footprint?

You’ve noticed that all of these environmental do-gooders almost never fly commercial. When was the last time you saw the Clintons, or Pelosi, or MadMax on a commercial flight? I’m on over 100 airplanes each year and have never ever seen one of their ilk at an airport.

Don’t get me wrong, if I had the money, my ass would be strapped into a nice little Gulf Stream in a New York minute. The difference is I don’t go around telling you how to change your life (for the worse) because I profit from this whole global warming deal.

I read a lot (what else am I going to do on all those airplane trips?) From what I can tell, we are certainly going through some environmental changes. But I also read that these changes have happened repeatedly over history and surprise, surprise, they even happened before the industrial revolution (maybe it was all those damn cows and horses with their booty bombs!)

I’m all for protecting our environment, but when the likes of Hillary or Al or Jerry want to force me to behave a certain way because they claim it’s what’s best for me, I put on the brakes.  These are the worst kinds of progressives who absolutely do not have our best interests at heart. Instead, these people only want to control our lives through government regulation and over-taxation.  Their agenda involves turning the US into part of the larger globalist society. Ah, no thanks, I’ll pass.

Now Al, I’ve seen you on TV recently and I’m guessing they must be serving some really good ribeyes on those private flights because your girth seems to be on an expansion mission.  Keep this up and you may find all that meat is causing you enough stale wind to balloon your carbon footprint.  Be careful or we may have to put you out with the cows.